Tits for Toys for Tots

Continuing to reinforce my *favourite* (please note my extreme sarcasm) type of exploitation and sex/rape culture, a strip club in Chicago is running a toy drive in exchange for lap dances. Yes, whenever I think of the joys of giving during the holiday season and the warmth of sharing with those who do not have- I always think of those tender moments when women driven into the sex trade stand on a stage and shake their bare breasts and spread their legs for toys for tots. Can this be any more wrong?! How anyone thought this is a good idea is beyond me, but it’s really happening, read on:

Admiral Theater Offering Free Lap Dances For Holiday Toy Donations

A Chicago strip club is offering free lap dances to customers who donate toysas part of their now-annual “Lap Dances for the Needy” event.

“The Admiral Theater”, 3940 W. Lawrence Ave., kicks off its toy drive Monday and will offer the free lap dance deal until Saturday, Dec. 17. Donated gifts must be new, and while bringing more than one would help local children, participants will only receive one lap dance per customer, per visit — regardless of how many toys they bring in.

Chicagoist reports that the campaign brought in “five car loads” of new toys last year, which were donated to area churches.

Last year, the event was held during the Admiral’s “12 Days of XXX-Mas”,A.V. Club Chicago reported. That celebration included “girls dressed up like erotically charged elves” and “a stripperfied rendition of The Nutcracker.”

This year, participants can catch Nude Pillow Fighting during the toy drive, where strippers will compete for the “Snow Bunny Queen” title. The pillow fighting starts Monday night.

Wow, “five car loads” that sounds like quite a haul….. really? How does this phrase “participants can catch Nude Pillow Fighting during the toy drive” inspire the spirit of giving? To me it just sounds like sleaze-balls justifying their participation in the pervasion of filth. Happy Holidays, kids. Disgusting.

Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/12/admiral-theater-offering-_n_1144324.html?icid=maing-grid7|maing9|dl3|sec3_lnk1|119531

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2 responses to “Tits for Toys for Tots

  • lilithrose76

    This really is soooo wrong, perversly wrong, and making it sound so saintly when it’s just completely vulgar. If people generally want to donate toys to poor kids they will, men shouldnt need a free lap dance to entice them into doing something good, truly vulgar and tainted, is this really the society in which we live?.
    You really made me laugh though, very funny :)

  • SuzieSloth

    Glad to provide a laugh considering the subject matter! I completely agree with you though, this is absolutely disgusting- and it is so thinly disguised as a ‘charitable’ act.

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